Tonight another not so savory hotel on the road in Greenwood, SC. This was supposed to be a Quality Inn (chain brand reliably consistent usually) but when I arrived it was called the 'Economy Inn' with a no brand sign and yes, soap from India, again. What is the deal with that? My door had a brand new, shiney bolt on the inside, you know the kind that swings a U-shaped thing over a knob to keep folks out when you open the door after hearing 'land shark' or 'candygram' - new bolt made sense when I looked at the outside of the door, with obvious scarring and paint gone from some wild person with a screwdriver going at the poor, unfortunate lock that was removed to be replaced by the new shiney one. I just had to wonder if it was an altercation between roommates, or perhaps they had to get in here to remove a body? I am just kidding, but you know dealing with the general public on the road is a real experience. The creamer shot is just a part of my usual unsavory hotel rant that I go through when the room is not the best - I love it: 'Non Dairy Creamer' but in bold print at the bottom: Contains: Milk. It did give me a quite a chuckle. Now, let me jam every spare chair against this door and get to bed :-))